advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
girls in thigh highs
guys in thigh highs
people in thigh highs
monster people in thigh highs
if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner
had me a blast
dick in my ass
*frantically slams button*
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"
I see absolutely no downside to this.
Your greatest competitor is yourself.
This reminds me of time trials in mario kart where you are like racing yourself from your last course record but past-you is a ghost and you’re an unpredictable bastard because actually you play mario kart like your character is drunk and high and everytime you think youve finally passed your ghost, bam. There he is swerving all through you and shit and making everything confusing
that’s exactly what i was going for. you nailed it.
“Moirails often sing lullabies to each other when they have trouble sleeping or especially bad nightmares.”
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